In the Cards

	My wife is as avid an Alabama fan as I 
am a Tennessee fan. The Alabama VS Tennessee football 
game is always a tense time around our house.  Tennessee 
has won the last few years and I haven't pushed it too 
much, because I knew that it would not last.  Also, in the 
overall series Alabama is way ahead.

	This year my wife and I were separated 
when the game was played because of a situation beyond 
our control. I knew Alabama would slaughter Tennessee 
this year; Tennessee was having a terrible season, while 
Alabama was ranked # 2 in the country. When I talked 
with her on the phone I said, "Well, I challenge you to an 
Alabama VS Tennessee strip Gin Rummy card game. The 
Tennessee football team was slaughtered by Alabama, but 
this Tennessee boy can make you say ' GO VOLS '." My 
wife's reaction was both humiliating and exciting.

	When we finally got together and had 
the kids settled she said, " Let's go up to the bedroom; 
this Alabama female is going to stomp your male 
Tennessee ass in a game of strip Gin. " The smile on 
her face and the wink of her eye told me that I was in for 
a rough game. My wife is really good at cards and can 
beat me most of the time. This was for the honor of 
Tennessee and I wanted to hear this avid Alabama fan say 
GO VOLS so I was going to try my hardest.

The first hand was a quick one - Linda won.  " Ok, big 
boy, off with the shirt. I want to look at that hairy 
chest."  The second hand was the same. This time she 
said, " And the Tide Rolls On !!. Take off your pants. 
We're getting there fast, aren't we ? "

I won the third hand, which helped me regain some of my 
confidence and I said, " Now, the Tennessee male starts 
his comeback. Take off your shirt and I think you ought 
to have to take off the bra to, if you are wearing one so I 
can see your tities." She replied,  " Since this is the only 
hand you are going to win I'll give you a break and 
take off my bra too. After all you are almost 
stripped; this next hand and you will be. "  I was still 
confident. My comeback was to be a short lived one as 
she easily won the next hand. Everything I played fit right 
into her hand.  With a wink and a smile she said,  " Now 
take off your panties, little man, and let me look at 
that dick. Do you want to play somemore ? "  I 
replied, as I took off my underpants, " But, I don't have 
anymore clothes !! ". Her reply was,  " I know, the Tide 
has Rolled all over you, this has been a slaughter just 
like the football game. This next hand will be for 
your ass. Are you game ? "

I thought I might be able to win a few hands in a row and 
still pull off the win so I agreed. I lost this hand too. Linda 
laughed out loud, winked at me and said,  " I've stripped 
you and now your ass is mine. I know you want to 
hear me say GO VOLS and I want to hear you say 
ROLL TIDE. Let's play one more hand. If I win you 
will say ROLL TIDE whenever I tell you to for the 
next week; if you win the same goes for me saying 
GO VOLS. You can deal. " I said, " Ok, the odds are in 
my favor and I would love to hear you say GO VOLS for 
a week. "

This hand lasted longer because she was holding 
everything in her hand. I discarded the card she was 
waiting for and she went out with a flourish.  " I love this. 
I told you this Alabama female would destroy you. I 
even gave you two chances after you were stripped. 
Now say it." I reluctantly said ROLL TIDE. Linda said, " 
What ? I can't hear you." So I said it louder.

" Yeah, honey THIS TIDE JUST ROLLED ALL 
OVER YOU in cards now come over here and see 
how it's going to roll over you in another way. " With 
that, out went the lights and the tide rolled all over me 
again.  It was all in the cards.
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